ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Now I know my ABCs, next time won't you sing with me?

Mommy and Daddy and Gabie and Alex, The Pirate Family

Mommy and Daddy and Gabie and Alex, The Pirate Family, cut the monsters into little pieces and put them in jail.

There were monsters in the house, in our house. And we dressed up like a pirate, everyone. And everyone had a sword, even Alex. And they knew how to cut the monsters into tiny little stars. Like Twinkle Twinkle Little star. So, we cut them up into little tiny stars, like twinkle Twinkle Little Star, so we put them in jail. Then we were happy, happy, and happy. Then we knew we needed to be pirates, because it was Purim that day, because it was Friday, and we had a party on Friday. Then it's good.

Now let's do the good dream:
The good dream is like the TV. But, it's not the tv, a different dream. So, it happened on this show (which show?) This Pinky Dinky Doo. I mean, it's a song, badaboo badaboo bakadabada bakada bakada bapabalo badababoobaboo.

The end

Poopie head and the body. The poopie head falled down, then poopie head fell on the floor. Then poopie head fell on the couch. Then poopie head goed upside down. (who is poopie head?) That's my pretend pet.

The end.

Get Bambi

1 minute I have to get Bambi (what Gabe calls Alex) and wahoo gakoo hotcheez uno dos tres quatro cinco seis. Yhe alphabet is rock and can't talk or move. Let's sing the ABCs: ABCDEFGHIJ KLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCs, next time won't you sing with me? Now fast -
ABCDEFGHIJ KLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCs, next time won't you sing with me? That's the end of my good dream. Now I have a bad dream. Then a gooder dream. The bad dream was that I fight all the monsters with my daddy. We kicked and hit them. And stomped on the monsters' feet and kicked the monsters' everything and we did and did and did, the end. And the gooder dream was stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp then dance dance hoola kepa di di di di di! Blah blah blah, the end.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. The little dog laughed to see such sport and the dish ran away with the spoon.

The end.