The letters were monsters! The end. (The end? Were they good monsters or bad monsters?). One was bad, and a lot were good. (Did the good monsters make the bad monsters go away?) The good monsters tried to catch them, and they did, they made the bad monsters into good monsters. (Do you remember which letter was the bad monster?) You know, the first letter. A.

The ABCs

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. Now I know my ABCs, next time won't you sing with me? (that was you dream?) yes, the alphabet. They were talking. Isn't that funny? Letters that talk? Then letters that are rocks? Rocks that talk? (What did the letters say) mlmlmlmlelelelaachc, they were silly. lalalalalalala. They couldn't move because they were rocks.

Now let's sing the song.




A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. Now I know my ABCs, next time won't you sing with me?


Now a bad dream:
Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are, up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky, twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are.
(that's not a bad dream, why is that a bad dream?) Because there was monsters in twinkle twinkle little star. There were no comets in the sky, so she couldn't fall down. (who?) Little star.

Flying stairs

The stairs were flying. Then I don't know. I don't know.

A girl dream and a boy dream

There was nothing in my dream, except a piece of paper. (That's it?) No. And a girl had it. Mommy was a little girl, and she wrote on a piece of paper and she wrote "I miss Andy, and Gracie, because they are both on vacation." And they and mommy were sad, 'cause Andy and Gracie were on vacation but they didn't get to see Mommy and Mommy was sad because she couldn't see Andy or Gracie. Then she wanted her Mommy and she said "Andy and Gracie are on vacation, yes they are, what can I do about it" said Mommy to her Mommy. Oh, I know, you can make a card. So Mommy and Daddy made a card to Andy and Gracie, and they wanted to know what it said and this is how puppies read. They eat the paper. That's how puppies read, and they shared and they ripped it. Then their doctor came and he checked if the paper was still there, but it was not, and that doctor was so mad "Andy and Gracie, you can't go to your vacation ever again." So they drove back to their home and they said "We can't go to our vacation any more" Oh, so you're sad, that's why. We counted down to 1 and started at 4. 4 3 2 1 blastoff!

And my bad dream

Mommy was here at my home, and also me, but you and Alex was not at my home. You and Alex was in this store that you were going to. And I said, but I want to go to, but they already go to the store, no, they go to the car. So let me down and I will go in the car. Then I was breathing, then no one was there, but there was MONSTERS and we had to go right back home. Then we talked to Mommy, "there's monsters in the store that we just went to!" Then we had to make something that coulded took away the monsters and hit them, kick them. And we made it. Then we bringed it to the store that we went to and we put the machine right onto the floor in the store and it kicked and hit and kicked an hit and kicked and hit and kicked and hit and kicked and hit, kicked and hit, kicked and hit, kicked and hit. Then the monsters was crying because their knees and their legs was hurting. Then Mommy came and said, "what to all the people?" They're buying right now, because we did it, and we said "yay, we did it, yay for us!"

Flies and bowling

I was saying shoo fly shoo, shoo fly shoo, shoo fly shoo, shoo fly shoo, shoo fly shoo, shoo fly shoo, I don't want you to be here. Then you came over with alex. And you said "What are you doing?" and I said "nothing, nothing at all." Then, I do nothing, nothing at all. Then we went bowling. And I winned. And I got flowers my neck. It was a flower necklace. I winned, and you didn't even get a point. Then I was eating my shirt then I was eating and eating and eating and eating and eating some more, and eating eating eating. (what happened next?) Then that was my dream.

One good dream and one bad dream

There was nothing in my dream. There was just a piece of paper.And it was not a piece of paper. And a magician had it. (What did he do with it?) Oh, he waved his magic wand. He waved it, waved it, waved it. Then he said presto! Then all gone. Then there was another piece of paper, another magic piece of paper. The magician made crayons appear the magician made the bee. (How did he make it, with his wand?) He made it with the crayons. The kicker had to kick the bees away into the air. (who's the kicker?) He made the kicker. Then the bees had a pogo stick, a pogo stick, a pogo stick. And they had to share the pogo stick, but there was only one pogo stick. THE END.

There was monsters in the house. And I was scared about the monsters, and I did this (hugs himself and shivers) and said "go away monsters!" (What did they look like?) One was good and two was bad. A lot is bad. And that is all done.

Introduction

My daddy decided to give me a blog because I told him I'm an expert dream storyteller. Of course he's the one typing, because I can't read yet. I'm currently three years old.

These are dreams as told to my parents. Prompts for more information are in parentheses.